May 21, 2011


Me: I'm pretty excited we get to register for stuff, like a vacuum cleaner...or a panini press...

Fiance: How do we register for stuff?

Me: You go to a place like Target and you get a scanner and you "beep" stuff you want.

Fiance: (pregnant pause)....could we "beep" 100 dollar bills so we can get hundreds of dollars?

Me: *face palm*

May 20, 2011

Phil Dunphy

Reason #20923547235 why I think my fiance is Phil Dunphy:

Me:...did you just say Beyonce, or fiance?
Fiance: I said fiance...but I guess Beyonce works too. You do kind of look like her.......but you're prettier, obviously.'re also like Beyonce because you have a ring on it...because I liked it...
Fiance: Ok give me a break I'm not good at this kind of stuff.

"This kind of stuff"? He just compared me to Beyonce -- who, last time I checked, is pretty darn fly and awesome.

I'm a lucky gal.

May 13, 2011

The beginning of the end

Summer 2008 - Saturday, March 19th, 2011

"It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What's for lunch?'" - Winnie the Pooh