Me: I'm pretty excited we get to register for stuff, like a vacuum cleaner...or a panini press...
Fiance: How do we register for stuff?
Me: You go to a place like Target and you get a scanner and you "beep" stuff you want.
Fiance: (pregnant pause)....could we "beep" 100 dollar bills so we can get hundreds of dollars?
Me: *face palm*
May 21, 2011
May 20, 2011
Phil Dunphy
Reason #20923547235 why I think my fiance is Phil Dunphy:
Me:...did you just say Beyonce, or fiance?
Fiance: I said fiance...but I guess Beyonce works too. You do kind of look like her.......but you're prettier, obviously. And....you're also like Beyonce because you have a ring on it...because I liked it...
Me:.........
Fiance: Ok give me a break I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
"This kind of stuff"? He just compared me to Beyonce -- who, last time I checked, is pretty darn fly and awesome.
I'm a lucky gal.
Me:...did you just say Beyonce, or fiance?
Fiance: I said fiance...but I guess Beyonce works too. You do kind of look like her.......but you're prettier, obviously. And....you're also like Beyonce because you have a ring on it...because I liked it...
Me:.........
Fiance: Ok give me a break I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
"This kind of stuff"? He just compared me to Beyonce -- who, last time I checked, is pretty darn fly and awesome.
I'm a lucky gal.
May 13, 2011
The beginning of the end
Summer 2008 - Saturday, March 19th, 2011
"It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What's for lunch?'" - Winnie the Pooh
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